Don't be suprised with sudden rains. Relax guys, it's just Rajinikanth testing his pichkari for upcoming Holi! Happy Holi!
Santa: I'm in trouble with my wife. Banta: What happened? Santa: She came to the pub looking for me, and I asked her for her number!
Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank? Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!
Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. Banta: What's wrong with it? Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!